Night Crumbs

Lainey has a blind item about a famous chick who quickly got into a relationship with a famous dude and that famous dude loves to party and get plastered. Supposedly, he got so fucked up at a recent event that he started making out with a dude. The famous chick has apparently dated messes before. The easy guess is Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom? But I’m going to throw out Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton as a guess, because I want to see the cowboy hats on his fans’ heads pop off over the thought of him touching tongues with another dude – Lainey Gossip 

Things You’ve Heard 10,583,999,001 times: Sarah Palin mouth farted out a river of pure dumb – Celebitchy

It’s Laura Jeanne Poon’s poon! – The Nip Slip 

Brandi Glanville tried to beat an alleged ass-pic-leaker at his own game – Reality Tea 

Elegance + T-Boz’s hairstyle + 2 gallons of Crisco = these gorgeous pictures of Bai Ling – Drunken Stepfather

Duran Duran is not taking a page out of The Boss’ Ban North Carolina playbook – Towleroad

The Porn Iguana is a true animal activist – The Superficial 

Someone I’m too old to know about got engaged to someone else I’m too old to know about – IDLYITW

What in the name of 90s KD Lang is going on with Katherine Heigl’s hair? – Popoholic

Fergie Ferg is ready for Coochella! Or she just dresses like that every day  – Hollywood Tuna 

My heroes are the boy in this video who is working it for days and his proud mom  – OMG Blog

Julia Louis-Dreyfus hated being a Saturday Night Live cast member back in the days when it was sexist – Pajiba

Mimi’s alter ego Bianca is finally back! – SOW

I’d hit it x 21 – The Berry

Rosario Dawson ended up in handcuffs at a rally in DC – Just Jared

Either Drew Barrymore’s dog friend doesn’t want to be there or he’s trying to hold in a shit log for dear life – Popsugar

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