Night Crumbs

April 14, 2016 / Posted by:

Roasted tampon Sean Penn and Minka Kelly posed together at a charity event so now people are wondering if SeaMin is alive again?! Well, judging by her “I’m just posing with this flaming bag of butt plugs because I want to end up on The Daily Mail” face, I’d say probably not – Lainey Gossip 

“WUT?” pretty much sums up the situation on Hailee Steinfeld’s body – Drunken Stepfather

JLo says that dancers are better fucks than musicians and I was about to say that she dissed herself, but she’s as much of a musician as my dog’s chew toy is – Celebitchy

Um, is Iggy Azalea John Cusack’s stalker per chance? – The Superficial 

Yolanda Foster Hadid (or whatever the hell she’s going by now) got a book deal – Reality Tea 

Bitch, I’ll take your ass to small claims” and other gems from a scorned Janet Jackson fan – Towleroad

FYI: JoJo’s nipple looks like this – (NSFWish) The Nip Slip 

AMC Theaters found a new way to say “We fucking hate our customers and want them to suffer”Pajiba

Emma Watson’s jeans are just all kinds of 90s mom tragic – Popoholic

I don’t know who Chloe Sims is, but I do know that she is giving me morning shower on a spring day freshness – Hollywood Tuna

If Mama June was raised in the Duck Dynasty family… – OMG Blog 

So I guess the sequel will be called Shriveled Dick Tracy then…. – Boy Culture

Here’s ScarJo in Ghost in the Shell and it gets a nope from me. They should’ve cast Emma Stone instead. Nobody plays Asian like she does – Just Jared

Why isn’t “take hits from a bong in between fapping” on this list? – The Berry 

Why do I have a feeling that Pimp Mama Kris is about to leak a threesome sex tape starring Khlozilla, Shrek Montana and Kylie Jenner? – Starcasm

And here’s Duchess Kate doing the “ooops I pooted because you pulled out too fast” laugh – Popsugar

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