Open Post: Hosted By Samantha Ronson… I Mean, Justin Bieber… I Mean, Kristen Stewart

April 13, 2016 / Posted by:

If Kristen Stewart’s goal is to look like her image belongs above a newspaper story about how a strung-out vagrant was arrested for starting a meth lab-fueled fire in an abandoned Family Dollar store in Central Florida, then she’s nailing it!

Like they say, beauty is pain and KStew probably went through a lot of that when someone actually shampooed her mop before bleaching it. That salon’s pipes probably got clogged with the blobs of grease that were washed out of KStew’s hair, but that’s all part of the business of beauty. KStew worked that “Macaulay Culkin after a date with a Flowbee” look while strutting around NYC with her girlfriend SoKo yesterday. Kristen Stewart looks like the kind of mess who will come up to you while you’re pumping gas at the gas station to ask for a few dollars or a cigarette. You know, when you see her coming toward you, you quickly pull the pump out of your car’s side hole, so you can jump into your car real quick and take off before she gets to you.

What I’m saying is, it’s a look. But really, KStew should take some styling lessons from her piece, because SoKo knows how to do messy. SoKo looks like Sister Bear if Sister Bear became a human hipster and went to art school. And that look is so now.

Pics: Splash

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