The Photoshop Awards: Posh In Vogue China

April 11, 2016 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, Posh Beckham posted a few pictures from her Vogue China shoot on Instagram, and the one above of her posing like a goth stork trying to pussy burp up a stubborn queef has gotten the most attention. Posh’s Instagram followers looked at that picture and figured that either a shark mistook her for an eel in trauma and bit a piece of her thigh off, or Vogue China hired the same Photoshop artistes who chopped off Demi Moore’s hip for W Magazine. Here’s a closer look at Posh’s puzzle-piece-looking thigh:

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WWKWS?! (What would Kerry Washington say?!)

Posh hasn’t said anything about this yet, but as Cosmopolitan points out, Vogue China probably didn’t take a digital machete to her thigh. When you were staring at her chopped-up thigh, you were really staring at her panties-covered poon area:

Take a minute to study Victoria’s crotch properly (you’re welcome)¬†and you’ll notice that the crisp lines and white space between her legs is actually because she’s wearing white underwear. It’s probably¬†just panties, and that’s for the best because if she weren’t wearing any, well, then this would be a whole other photo.

That said, there’s still the issue of why her right calf and knee seem to bleed so seamlessly into the grayscale background at hand…

Mystery solved! But I still have another question that hasn’t been answered: Why the fuck is she posing like the girl from The Ring after getting possessed by the dark spirit of a constipated flamingo?

Pic: Instagram/Vogue China

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