Another Little Human Gets To Call Jabba The Trump “Grandpa”
Strangely enough, the birth of the newest member of the Trump family wasn’t announced by Donald Trump himself in a tweet where he posted a picture of his “good-looking newborn grandson” next to a bad picture of one of Ted Cruz’s children with the caption, “The images are worth a thousand words.”
34-year-old Ivanka Trump gave birth to her and her 35-year-old husband Jared Kushner’s third child yesterday, and a quick second after that baby was pulled out of her body, they announced the birth all over social media and posted a picture of Trump’s new grandson on Instagram. Ivanka birthed out a son at 5:43pm EST, and she and Jared named him Theodore James Kushner. They have a 4 1/2-year-old daughter named Arabella Rose and a 2-year-old son named Joseph Frederick. Here’s their riveting birth announcement:
Jared and I feel incredibly blessed to announce the arrival of Theodore James Kushner. Jared, Arabella, Joseph and I are so excited to welcome this sweet little boy to our family!
I know that Ivanka supports her inflamed hemorrhoid of a dad’s presidential campaign (because duh, she’s not about to get blacklisted from his company and cut out of his will), but I was still hoping that she’d piss him off by naming her new kid something like F. TheWall Trump or maybe Abdul Hector Megyn Trump. Although, she did name him Theodore and “Ted” is a nickname for Theodore, so I’m going to choose to believe that she threw a “fuck you” at Trump by naming her son after her dad’s current rival Ted Cruz.
And I’m sure Donald Trump has already sent his daughter a push present in the form of a gym membership with a note that read, “Make that body great again, hot stuff!”
Here’s Ivanka and Jared going to Sunday brunch just hours before Donald Trump’s 8th grandchild was born.
