Hot Slut Of The Day!
Nannette Hammond, the delicate daisy petal of Cincinnati and mother of 5 who claims that she’s spent $500,000 on plastic surgery to look like her idol Barbie.
This extra toasted and peroxide blossom is just one of the maaaaaaaaany aspiring plastic beauties who shoot their faces up with Mattel-made plastic and have factory-made parts stuffed into their bodies to look like the life-size version of Barbie. Let’s hope that Nannette Hammond doesn’t turn out to be an anti-feminist, child-hating Nazi. She has 5 children so that’d be awkward. 42-year-old Nannette is a stay-at-home mom who lives in a Malibu Dream House that just so happens to be in Cincinnati, Ohio with her rich businessman husband Dave and their 5 kids.
Nannette tells News Dog Media (via UsWeekly) the same shit that every Barbie wannabe spills out. Nannette loved playing with Barbie as a little girl and wanted to be her. So when Nannette grew up, she got her first silicone titty sacks installed into her chest and she says that she’s spent half a million dollars (I still need to see the receipts) on a bunch of other procedures. Apparently, her plastic surgeon has never said, “No, no, Nannette.” (The theater queen in me came out with that reference.) Nannette says that she’s gotten three tit jobs, veneers, lip fillers, a breast lift, tattooed-on makeup and eyelash extensions. She says that her husband loves her “sweet potato fry in a wig” look and her kids do too. Her kids even take some of the pictures for the emporium of demureness that is her Instagram page.
Orit Fux’s American spirit sister isn’t totally done with getting plastic surgery. (CAUTION: Swallow any liquid in your mouth before reading the next words or you may end up cleaning your monitor in a few seconds.) Nannette wants to age gracefully and so she’ll get a facelift if she needs one. Nannette also considers herself a true role model to her children.
“It’s worth every penny to look like this. I feel happy and secure. I want to age gracefully and when the time comes for me to have a facelift, I won’t hesitate to get one.
[My children] are just so proud of me and what I’ve achieved through surgery. They think I look great — my life is better than Barbie’s now.”
And here’s the extremely important news report about Nannette’s Barbie life:
To my eyes, Nannette looks nothing like Barbie. She looks more like a 99 Cent store Barbie knock-off that was dipped in barbecue sauce and grilled to charbroiled perfection. What I’m saying is that she looks better than that basic ass Barbie. Yes, yes, Nannette!
Pics: Instagram