Even for a Katt Williams story, there’s a whole hell of a lot to unpack here, so let’s get right to it. TMZ says that Lil’ Suge Knight has been sued by a woman named Jamila Majesty who claims that two years ago Katt ordered a beat down on her after she used his bathroom. Who knew Katt was so territorial about his litter box?
According to Jamila, it happened during a small get-together at Katt’s house in Malibu. Jamila thought it was going to be a one-on-one thing, but she discovered there were 5 other women already there. Shortly after she arrived, Jamila went to use the bathroom. Katt allegedly flipped out on her, screaming “No one uses [my] bathroom.” Jamila says that’s when she was jumped by the group of women and fists flew.
That alone is enough to induct this story into Feral Katt’s Hall of Shame, but it gets crazier. That’s saying a lot, considering this is the same person who recently got into a messy fistfight over pool supplies. Jamila alleges that during the bathroom-triggered beating (which she says lasted for three hours), Katt burned her face with a cigarette and one of the women opened a book of “sorcery and spells.” She also claims that the women were throwing “unusual things” into a fire.
Jamila says she left at around 1:30am and drove home covered in blood. She didn’t call 911 when she got home because she was afraid that snitching on Katt would get her another beating. She’s suing Katt for assault and battery, false imprisonment, and emotional distress.
Speaking of Katt Williams dragging a group of women into his tiny tornado of rage. Remember a few weeks ago when a group of women accused Katt Williams of holding them at gunpoint and punching one of them in the face in Atlanta? One of the women has told WSB-TV Atlanta that the situation was even messier than what was originally reported. She claims that after asking Katt for a picture, he got verbally abusive. So she hissed “Kevin Hart is funnier anyway“, which as we all know is the most devastating read you could give to Katt Williams. The woman says Katt responded by punching her in the head before tackling her to the ground. An attorney for the women says they will pursue felony charges against Katt Williams.
But back to that semi-Satanic ass kicking from two years ago. I sort of hope this lawsuit goes to trial, because I need to know what kind of “unusual things” were being burned in that fire. Although if I had to guess, I’d say one of them was what was left of Katt’s soul. I know Katt Williams is next-level crazy, but who invites someone over to their house and doesn’t let them use their bathroom? That’s an entertaining evil on par with making your guests sit though a two-hour slide show of your vacation or offering them a cheese plate with no brie.