The dark spirit of Damien trapped in the body of an Ever After High doll hosted and performed on Saturday Night Live last night, and during the show, she busted out an encore performance of the pop star impersonations she did on The Tonight Show last year.
In the skit, Tidal’s servers go down (because those hos can’t pay their server bills) and the intern (played by Ariana Grande Latte) has to jump in and yodel out songs from pop stars. We’ve heard her Brit Brit Spears and Celine Dion voices before, and last night she also brought out her best RiRi, Shakira and Whitney Houston. The demented ponytail pretty much nailed Shakira, but her RiRi sounded more like a drunk baby after root canal surgery (so in other words Ariana sounded more coherent than usual). And may an unpoppable doody bubble haunt her ass forever, because I didn’t hear Nippy at all.
Ariana also better beef up her army, because that skit is probably going to start the great Illuminati vs. Demon Children War of 2016.
Ariana also did her best Jennifer Lawrence last night Because of that wig, Ariana looked more like a young Lawrence brother in lazy Marilyn Monroe drag than Jennifer Lawrence, but that voice is spot-on.
And I’m surprised Ariana didn’t combine her love of donut hate and her Jennifer Lawrence impersonation by pissing and farting on a ring of deep fried sugary deliciousness in front of everyone.