“Okay, I’ll stop being a Twitter meanie to Halsey, but first you have to tell me what a Halsey is.” – pretty much everyone who reads this site, probably.
Halsey doesn’t only sound like a cutesy nickname for halitosis. Halsey is also the name of a 21-year-old electropop singer from New Jersey who might have (and might still be) bumping punanes with gayelle dreamboat Ruby Rose. Halsey is in England promoting her album Badlands, and she set the assholes of some of her 1.2 million Twitter followers on fire today. Halsey did an interview and performance at BBC Radio 1, and as she made her way into the building, some of her fans were outside asking for pictures and autographs. Halsey apparently ignored them and ran on in, which made them run their fingers all over their iPhone keyboards while bashing her ass on Twitter. They apparently labeled her an ungrateful diva bitch for not greeting her loyal subjects. I haven’t read what kind of hate they spilled about her on Twitter. But I’m guessing their tweets read something like this: “Halsey? More like, Halsey that bitch singing to empty clubs after she loses all her fans for being an asshole!” Yes, I may as well call it a day and log out for the week, because it doesn’t get any better than that.
The cuntiness on Twitter got so bad for Halsey that she had to press pause on her busy, busy day to come out and mouth burp out a plea for them to stop being so mean to her. It’s the kind of speech that a newbie substitute teacher (or “supply teacher” as you Brits and some Canadians call it) gives a classroom full of loud brats on her first day on the job. Get into Halsey’s “Don’t cry for me, fans outside of BBC Radio 1″ whine speech:
Halsey is new to the game, so somebody should tell her that the best way to deal with these crazy fans is to either ignore them, Bjork them or do my personal favorite: the Ian Somerhalder trick. Halsey should’ve told them that she’s not going to sign autographs or pose for selfies with them, because it’s HER day. Today, February 25th, is International Halsey Day and on this day, she takes a quick sabbatical from signing shit and posing for pictures. It’s Halsey Day, leave her alone!