Night Crumbs
The CGI Awards: Pamela Anderson got naked in Paper Magazine to promote her new line of vegan shoes. Okay, so no animals were harmed in the making of Pamela’s shoes but how many long-haired guinea pigs were viciously murdered to make that wig? How many, Pammy?! – The Superficial
Justin Bieber is starting to dress like he’s starring in a Las Vegas production of Gleaming The Cube: The Musical – Lainey Gossip
A homeless man got arrested in Los Angeles for getting too aggressive and strangely enough, Pauley Perrette was not involved – WWTDD
Lily Aldridge found all kinds of ways to hide her nipples with her hands in Lui Magazine – Drunken Stepfather
Michael B. Jordan is starring in the remake of The Thomas Crown Affair. But who is going to play the Rene Russo role? My pick goes to a naked Alexander Skarsgard – Celebitchy
Tootie is doing Dancing with the Has-Beens next season – Reality Tea
Jayde Nicole (aka the chick who used to date Brody Jenner for a second) still exists and the paps are still taking her picture – Popoholic
Miranda Kerr looks like she’s pretend jogging – Hollywood Tuna
MOVE THAT FANNY PACK LOIN CLOTH THING – Pajiba
The gentle gaysian gardener and the douchey beast mode cowboy are quickly becoming my favorite Survivor IT couple of all-time – Towleroad
In other words, Pamela Anderson wants the Baywatch movie people to throw more money at her – Egotastic
Bill Cosby pressed pause on his defamation lawsuit against Beverly Johnson – Jezebel
Charli XCX showed some tits. I don’t know if they were her tits, but she showed some tits – The Nip Slip
Everything makes sense now, Katy Perry and JonBenet Ramsey ARE the same person – HuffPo
If you think you have a messy relationship with your dad, get into Christian Slater’s dad suing him for $20 million – Just Jared
Excuse me while I check to see if Southwest flies to Nepal – Popsugar
Here’s Stephen Amell giving you Vanilla Ice in Duck Dynasty – SOW
You knew this was going to happen: Kylie Jenner’s recycled gift from Tyga is getting repo’d – The Superficial
Pic: Paper