Azealia Banks Has Thoughts On RiRi’s New Videos (Hint: She Hates Them)

February 23, 2016 / Posted by:

As if I really needed to even give you a hint. Of COURSE she hates them! There’s a long-ass list of things that set Azealia Banks off every time she thinks about them: security guards, flight attendants, Iggy Azalea, America (nothing in particular, just America in general). And now it looks like it’s time to get out our pens and add another couple items to that list.

Watching Rihanna grease up Wheelchair Jimmy’s emergency brake with her booty sweat and twirl around with her nipples out (aka the seven-and-a-half minutes worth of music video for “Work”) didn’t do much for most of us than make us wonder where RiRi got that hot see-through glitter tank top. But not Azealia; she got fired up and took it to Twitter. Azealia opened by tweeting (and later deleting) that “Work” was a $2 yard sale version of Beyonce’sBaby Boy.” Azealia was then probably worried about receiving an angry cease-and-desist from Tidal, so she decided to keep it a bit more vague with her follow-up hate:

If you’re going to drag a bunch of pill-popping divas, at least have the shady bitch decency to name names, Azealia! Ugh, so inconsiderate. If Azealia ever decides to get out of the lucrative high-stakes world of…whatever she’s currently doing to pay the bills, I think a logical move would be to get into music reviews. I’d love to hear her review anything, really. “Minions cereal is fucking trash. It tastes like rotten bananas that were pulled from Oscar the Grouch’s crusty asshole.” Here’s two of the music industry’s mediocre finest (according to Azealia) leaving a club in London early this morning followed by the Kardashian with the most legitimate reason for filing income taxes, Kendall Jenner.

Pic: Splash,

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