Hot Slut Of The Day!

Dario, the Leonberger at the 140th annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show who became a Leonburglar when he attacked his handler’s pocket to get to delicious treats.

Us gutter brains are looking at that picture and thinking that he’s trying to sniff crotch or go for the peen. But Dario knew that nibbles of deliciousness were in his handler’s pockets and made it his mission to get those treats instead of being all poised and shit for the judges. Dario definitely has his priorities in order, because treats >>>> being poised and shit.

I watched this last night and knew that Dario automatically lost his chance at the throne when he went off script and went for the food, because the judge was probably not amused with his uncouth antics. Dario didn’t win his category, the working group, but who cares?! Dario won the hearts of America by being the Lindsay Lohan of Westminster (but is 1000% times more adorable and has 1000% less fleas).

C.J., a German Shorthaired Pointer, from Temecula, CA ended up winning Best In Show. C.J.’s one of those do-gooder dogs who acted “right” in front of the judges and didn’t try to steal treats. Whatever, C.J. may have won the trophy, but Dario won the night. Speaking of the Best In Show trophy, it was reported this morning (no, it wasn’t) that C.J.’s trophy went missing from his hotel room. Hmmm…I wonder who could’ve taken it….

Pics: AP, Splash