Hot Slut Of The Day!
Miles Robbins!
Susan Sarandon decided to give her world-famous 69-year-old tits the night off because she’s kind of enough to know that Piers Morgan’s peen is going to need some time to recover from him rubbing it raw while hate-tweeting about her. Susan Sarandon showed up to the Zoolander 2 premiere in NYC with her headline-making chichis covered up with a demure Day of the Dead tarp/coat thing. She probably wanted all of the attention to go to her 23-year-old son Miles Robbins who went all the way with the theme of the movie and showed up dressed like a poor Lady CaCa going to a business meeting.
It’s really good to be the kid of a celebrity. Because when I go out in public in old lady white pantyhose, a slutty nurse skirt and a Salvation Army-bought blazer covered in little stuffed animals, children cry, hos threaten to beat me up and the cops try to arrest me. But when Miles Robbins does it, trick gets his picture taken. But I’m not going to hate at all, because the look IS 18th century nobleman on the bottom and fourth-tier Brony pimp on the top.
With that being said, he really should’ve covered up his hairy cleavage. It’s really not appropriate for a movie premiere. It’s VULGAR!
Pics: Getty, Wenn.com