And Now For Some Million-Dollar Family Drama Courtesy Of Shia LaBeouf

Sadly, this isn’t a story about Ren Stevens-Aranguren (yes Ren is married to Beans in the future) dragging Louis Stevens into court after losing all her money in a foam pit dumpster pyramid scheme. No, this is about Shia LaBeouf’s real family.

According to Page Six, Shia LaBeouf’s aunt might want to start pricing out hotel rooms on Trivago, because she could soon find her nephew taping an eviction notice to the door of her apartment. Shia wants to kick his aunt, Sharon Saide, out of her Manhattan apartment because he’s in the middle of a “Bitch Better Have My Money” situation with Sharon’s husband and Shia’s uncle, Barry Saide. Back in February 2014, Shia sued Unky Barry over an $800,000 loan and won. Shia loaned Unky Barry the money back in 2009 when his business wasn’t doing too good, and Unky Barry didn’t think to pay him back because he considered it a gift for all the times he helped out his sister Shayna before lil’ Shia was a famous Disney Channel star.

Cut to two years later. Shia’s uncle still hasn’t paid him back, and now the number has grown to $1 million, thanks to interest and lawyer fees. So Shia has decided to take Auntie Sharon’s apartment. But Auntie Sharon isn’t packing her shit yet. Sharon recently told a Manhattan judge that she bought the apartment with inheritance money from her grandmother and that Unky Barry’s name isn’t anywhere on the ownership papers. She also claims the apartment is worth at least $2.5 million, which is way more than Barry owes Shia.

Sharon has also accused her nephew of trying to “intimidate and pressure” her into handing over her apartment. Why do I get the feeling that Exhibit A in the trial of Shia vs. Auntie Sharon will be a severed rattail with a note that says “JUST DOOOOOO IT! GET OUT!”

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