Catherine Zeta-Jones Wants You To Know A Plastic Surgeon’s Scalpel Has Never Touched Her Body

Even though there’s probably a bunch of doctors in Beverly Hills who are muttering “Sure, Jan” while trying to pick out which parts of her body were custom and which were off the rack, Catherine Zeta-Jones is here to tell you that 0% of her was created in a surgeon’s office. CZJ was asked about getting older during an interview with Good Housekeeping UK (via People). Catherine let it be known she’s on Team Nip N’ Tuck, but technically she’s just a bench warmer right now, because she’s never had plastic surgery.

“You don’t have to be a beauty queen to be an actress. The roles that are coming my way are different and more interesting. But I’m not anti-plastic surgery at all. Contrary to public opinion, I have not been under the knife…yet, is what I say! If I feel like it, I’m going to go ahead and do it! If (surgery) makes you feel better, who am I to tell someone that it’s wrong?”

Catherine Zeta-Jones doesn’t exactly have the face of a real housewife after discount day at The International House of Plastics, so I don’t know if she’s telling the truth or not. But I’m sure there’s a couple people on the internet that have a PhD in Hollywood Face Work that might like to weigh in with their opinion.

Or maybe CZJ is telling the truth, but it’s Lionel Hutz’s The Truth. Catherine Zeta-Jones says she’s never “been under the knife“, but maybe there’s procedure you can get where the plastic surgeon operates underneath you. Or maybe she’s playing fast and lose with the word knife. “I guess you could say it was technically more of a blade.”

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