Nick Jonas Will Neither Confirm Nor Deny That He’s Boning Kate Hudson

February 1, 2016 / Posted by:

Nick Jonas and Kate Hudson were supposedly casual fuck buddies for a minute last year and after they took a break from each other’s genitals, she lured him back into her parts by posting a picture of her nalgas on her assistant’s Instagram page. They’re apparently back to doing each other again. Nick did an interview with Kerensa Cadenas of Complex and she says that she got drunk, so she was completely fuck deficient when she came out and asked him if he’s humping on Kate Hudson’s coochie.

“Are you having sex with Kate Hudson?”

“Umm,” he laughs. “You know, it’s interesting. You’re allowed to ask me whatever the fuck you want and I’ll answer it, or not.”

“You’ll answer it in whatever ways it fits.”

“Kate’s incredible. We had an unbelievable connection as two humans who just admire things about each other, and see something in each other that’s beautiful. Out of my best effort to respect her and her privacy, I’m not going to say if we had sex or not. But we did have a beautiful connection. Even now I have so much admiration and respect. She’s amazing.”

Let’s break down the last part of Nick’s comment:

“Kate’s incredible” = “We had sex.”

“We had an unbelievable connection” = “We had sex.

“…two humans who just admire things about each other” = “She loved the d and I loved the p.

“I’m not going to say if we had sex or not” = “We had sex.”

“Even now I have so much admiration and respect” = “We still have sex every now and again.

And Kate Hudson would be into a dude who says shit like “beautiful connection” and “humans who just admire things about each other” instead of just saying, “Yeah, we fucked.

Pic: Splash

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