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Ludivine, the dog who ran a half-marathon without even trying and won a medal.

When some people decide to do a marathon, they train for a looooong time and they suffer through sore body parts, busted toe nails, bloody nips and worn out fingers from posting Facebook post after Facebook post about their marathon woes (that goes out to my marathon-running FB friends who go on marathon FB sprees about their training and shit ). Ludivine, a two-and-a-half-year-old bloodhound, is looking at those marathon runners like, “Weak bitches!” Because on Saturday, Ludivine casually ran a 13.1 mile half marathon in her town of Elkmont, Alabama and she came in 7th.

Ludivine’s human, April Hamlin, tells Runner’s World that her pooch’s journey to becoming a marathon winner started on Saturday morning. When April let Ludivine out to piss, she snuck out of the backyard and strolled on over to the downtown area where the marathon was about to start. Ludivine sneaks out and goes to downtown from time to time, so the people of Elkmont know her. Ludivine hung out with the runners before the marathon and when it started, she joined in. One runner, who came in 4th, said that Ludivine didn’t run the marathon straight. She ran off the course to mingle with other animals, sniff at roadkill and play in streams. She kept on running, though, and finished in 7th. She was just behind the 6th place winner who came in at 1:32. Ludivine was given a 7th place medal and she posed for pictures afterward. Not pictured: The 8th place finisher who is throwing “I need to see her damn registration papers!” looks at Ludivine.

April says she was surprised that Ludivine didn’t quit because that dog is lazy, “She’s laid back and friendly, so I can’t believe she ran the whole half marathon because she’s actually really lazy.”

Well, that lazy is now a marathon winner. Next stop, Rio 2016! Go, Ludivine!

Pics: Elkmont Half Marathon Facebook (For Kelly, Manja, Spaulding and Jo)