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Tian Tian, the snow-loving giant panda of the National Zoo in DC!

The giant icy pussy known as Winter Storm Jonas wreaked havoc on the Northeast and the Mid-Atlantic yesterday, but you wouldn’t really know that by watching this video of 19-year-old giant panda Tian Tian getting several lives by rolling around in the snow.

Since I live in California now, the only time I’m covered in the white stuff is when some cokehead mess accidentally sneezes on me at a bar. So I was a little jealous of you tricks on the East who are covered in Snow Miser’s jizz until I remembered how many times I nearly broke my face while trying to drunkenly walk on the ice in NYC. But Tian Tian didn’t give a fuck about any of the winter storm woes when he woke up yesterday to a whole lot of snow.

I’ve watched this video at least 13,000 times since yesterday. It’s hypnotizing. Tian Tian is paying homage to the Lohans (by losing it over all that white powder), Quentin Tarantino (by biting on his toes) and Madonna (by serving up the same moves she served up in the video for “Burning Up“). Tian Tian is so damn happy that he’s biting his panda foot to make sure this heavenly wonderland is real-life!

I haven’t seen a panda that happy since Lu Lu, the Wilt Chamberlain of pandas, humped on some panda cooch for over 7 minutes.

via @NationalZoo (For Andy and P.J.)