Louis Tomlinson From One Direction Is A Daddy Now

January 22, 2016 / Posted by:

Last year, all of our ears nearly exploded from hearing the high-pitched screeches coming from a million Directioners who melted down after hearing the news that one of  Louis Tomlinson’s jizz fishes successfully knocked up his one-time piece Briana Jungwirth. They didn’t want to believe that Louis busted a raw nut up into that gold digging hussy whore’s vagine. But he did and now that baby is here.

A source close to Briana (aka the publicist that Briana probably hired after a 1D dude put a baby in her) tells People that she gave birth to a baby boy in Los Angeles yesterday. Even though the two aren’t a thing, 24-year-old Louis is reportedly going to move to L.A. to be closer to his brand new kid. The source spilled this out:

“Louis is happy and very excited about becoming a dad and he thinks Briana will be an amazing mother. It was a surprise at first, but he and Briana are very, very close friends and this has brought them even closer.”

The crazed Directioners who believe that Louis and Harry Styles are the real love affair of our time probably ditched kindergarten today because they’re going to get to the bottom of this. They’re not going to put down their Playskool brand magnifying glasses until they find concrete proof that Briana is a surrogate and Harry and Louis are going to raise THEIR baby on a goat farm in the Netherlands somewhere. I hope that Louis really makes the tiny heads of Directioners pop off by naming his son Harry Jr.

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