Night Crumbs

Anna Wintour must’ve gone on some kind of sabbatical and put someone with real taste in charge of the February issue of Vogue, because a truly worthy model has finally made the cover – Lainey Gossip 

Next week’s cover of Star: Amal Clooney Declares That She’s Better Than Angelina Jolie! – Celebitchy

Teresa Giudice went to the opening of Melissa Gorga’s store while wearing a coat made from Juicy Joe’s shaved-off ass hairs – Reality Tea 

Why is Taylor Swift dressed like a member of my junior high school’s drill team? – Drunken Stepfather

Emma Watson tweeted a quote about feminism from Alan Rickman and a bunch of dudes stopped jacking off to her pictures to tell her off – The Superficial 

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! And yes, I’d still get on Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s Russian twin – The Berry 

And a million years later, people are still posting videos of themselves doing the Single Ladies dance. But at least this one involves a topless hot piece – Towleroad

What in the hell kind of GD outfit is Olivia Munn wearing? – Popoholic

I just watched a hamster slowly nom nom on a carrot wheel for over a minute, and it was the highlight of my day – Hollywood Tuna 

John Travolta is going to quit Hollywood and join the police force in 3..2.. – Boy Culture

The UK is getting their own Teen Mom – Starcasm

Meg Griffin looks different here… – Celebslam

Celine Dion’s brother Daniel is also dying of cancer and I just have to say, damn the universe for stomping on her heart like this – Just Jared 

Eat it, bitches, because Duchess Kate is going to do an actual job…for a day – Popsugar

UnReal has done what The Bachelor has never done: They cast their first black bachelor for season 2 – Pajiba

FYI: Barry Manilow’s rhinestone-encrusted heart is just fine – SOW