Open Post: Hosted By Jane Fonda’s “Not Amused” Face

January 11, 2016 / Posted by:

The real winners of the Golden Glibs (typo and it stays) last night were Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum, because they got hit with a bolt of “not impressed” shooting out of Jane Fonda’s eyes. I’d sell my dog’s kidney (someone is going to diarrhea in my shoes today and that someone is going to be my dog) to get Jane Fonda to shank me with her eyes while looking like her head is breaking out of a prison of bedazzled coffee filters.

In a bit that was sponsored by their weed shop of choice, Jonah Hill pretended to be the bear from The Revenant while he and Channing Tatum presented the award for Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture. Jane Fonda was one of the nominees and as her man Richard Perry’s face went full WTF, she silently judged those buffoons!

Don’t let the dress fool you. Just because she’s covered in clown collars doesn’t mean that she’s here for Jonah and Channing’s Barnum and Bailey antics. Jane Fucking Fonda did not put on that seashell threesome dress just so the stars of 22 Jump Street could make a complete mockery out of her category! This is serious business. That’s the look an abuelita makes when she’s 10 seconds away from telling your brat ass to go and get the switch.


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