Farrah Abraham And Nicki Minaj Dragged Each Other All Over Twitter Yesterday

Warning: If you’re the type of person who is prone to getting headaches that are triggered by a puppet-looking rapper and a puppet-looking (insert whatever Farrah’s job title is) screaming at each other on Twitter, then you might want to go grab a whole handful of extra-strength ibuprofens before you continue to read any further.

Today’s “Jesus Take The Twitter” moment begins with Nicki Minaj. According to TMZ, Nicki decided to shit on Farrah Abraham’s parenting skills after watching an episode of Teen Mom. But rather than do it with her friends in a group text that ends with everyone receiving a picture of Farrah’s plastic IKEA funnel boobs (like the rest of us), Nicki did it on Twitter.
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Nicki was obviously very angry about the episode she just watched, because she came in real hot with “Farrah is a cunt to her mother” (which she later deleted). But since Farrah Abraham clearly doesn’t have anything better to do than hit refresh on her Twitter mentions, she leapt onto Twitter with the speed of a thousand fame whores and spat back at Nicki.

Cause your a parent right? Your videos look like porn Horrible good luck being negative #Godbless busy making TV pic.twitter.com/u2UVbThCp8

— Farrah Abraham (@F1abraham) January 10, 2016

And since Nicki clearly has nothing better to do than to drag one of relevancy’s bench warmers, she clapped back at Farrah with this nugget of parenting advice:

Your mother didn't open her legs and have that child. Be happy she's helping! Stop talking to her like that on tv u lil cunt @F1abraham

— NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) January 10, 2016

To be clear my mom doesn't help me I help her. I love & care for my mom. Stop disgusting talk @NICKIMINAJ pic.twitter.com/JOCLch6kko

— Farrah Abraham (@F1abraham) January 10, 2016

In your case #BigCUNT

— NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) January 10, 2016

Oh my god, even Amber Rose and Khloe Kardashian are like “Okay, knock it off, you two…”

You’d think this would be where Farrah would back away from Twitter and go do something, like check on her kid. Instead, she ran to UsWeekly to tell them that her 6-year-old daughter Sophia isn’t allowed to watch Nicki Minaj music videos anymore. She also claimed that Sophia wanted to meet Nicki Minaj so she could ask her if her butt was real. Then she called up TMZ and told them that Nicki is “dead to me“, adding that she should worry less about shit parenting and more about her “rapist brother.”

Eventually Nicki got bored of her slap fight with Farrah, and she decided to move on. But not before she took a swing at Farrah’s poor spelling.

Instead of dragging your mother, learn the difference between "you're" & "your", ding bat

— NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) January 10, 2016

Here, allow me to give an example: You’re both too damn old for this shit.

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