Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 4, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K

The Magic Carpet Dog!

Holiday break is over and some of us have to peel our hungover, lazy ass carcasses from the couch where it’s been for a few days while binge-watching Making A Murderer. (Side note: Barb Janda should be everyone’s hair beauty icon.) So let’s get back into this bitch hard with an extremely important breaking news video of a dog sitting on a pink blanket as his human takes him for a beautiful ride filled with dreams and magic. Sorry, Princess Jasmine, but no trick has ever ridden a magic ~~carpet~~ blanket like this trick.

Before this video, hoverboards were good for only 2 things: dazzling Catholics in the Philippines and giving hos a laugh as they watch someone eat ground after falling off of one. And now there’s 3 good uses for a hoverboard. A human thew a blanket over one and took his dog for a ride. I can show you the wooooorld….

That’s pretty much me in 2016. My lazy ass is going to sit on a blanket as I’m dragged around while thinking to myself, “When is this stupid shit going to end?!” Happy 2016!

via Arbroath

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