Because Rob Kardashian isn’t nearly as pimpable as his sisters, he falls fairly low on the Keeping Up With The Kardashians kall sheet and we don’t really see him that much on TV. We also don’t see him in real life that often either, because Rob doesn’t speed dial the paps every time he farts like the rest of them. The last we heard from Rob, he was maybe-addicted to cough syrup cocktails and dragging his sister on Instagram. Well, we have an update on Rob, and it’s not great.
TMZ says that the Kardashian family sock mogul-turned-Kardashian family version of a Bigfoot sighting was rushed to the hospital on Sunday and diagnosed with type 2 diabetes. Apparently Rob had no idea that he was diabetic. Sources tell TMZ that Rob’s official diagnosis is something called diabetic ketoacidosis. “Ketoacidosis? I think I injected that into my forehead once” thought Kim Kardashian.
Rob caught his diabeetus in the nick of time; according to TMZ, if he had ignored the sick feeling he felt on Sunday, he could have gone into a diabetic coma. A source says that if Rob starts to eat right (RIP all those late-night In-N-Out runs) and take care of himself, he can control his diabetes and maybe get it into remission.
Poor Kris Jenner; she must be so conflicted right now. On her right shoulder is a tiny angel consoling her after finding out that her only son is sick in a bad way with diabetes. On the left is a skanky devil screaming with glee and congratulating her on her great new story line for the next season of KUWTK. What am I saying? She totally flicked the angel off her shoulder and started doing celebratory vodka shots with the skanky devil.
Speaking of Rob’s possible return, here’s a kouple kast members working hard to avoid a KUWTK pay kut by strolling into a play gym earlier today.