Tom Cruise Is Selling His English Estate Near Scientology’s Headquarters

December 28, 2015 / Posted by:

John Travolta and Tom Cruise will have to find a new English countryside estate to play Downton Abbey in (yes, John Travolta is ALWAYS the Dowager Countess, DUH), because it’s up on the market. Variety says that Little Lord Tommy has listed his 11,000 square foot manor in Sussex for £4,950,000. The 14.2 acre estate is only a few miles away from Scientology’s British headquarters in East Grinstead. What does it all mean?!

Tommy bought the estate for about $4.75 million in 2006 when he was still married to Stepford Katie. The house has 6 bedrooms, 5 full baths, 2 half-baths and separate living quarters, which can be used for your staff or you can convert it into a prison cell to imprison your fake wife after she comes out of her brainwashed state and tries to run off with your kid.

The Telegraph says that over the past few years, Tommy Girl has sold and listed a bunch of his houses. Tommy sold his apartment in Manhattan three years ago for around $3 million. He also recently sold one of his houses in L.A. for $11.4 million. He’s also trying to sell his gigantic Beverly Hills mansion for $50 million and his estate in Telluride, CO for $59 million.

Bitch is selling EVERYTHING!

Does this mean that Tommy finally got a clue, pulled David Miscavige’s head out of his ass and is liquidating everything so he can take the cash and run off to an isolated island far away from those crazies? Yeah, right. The day that Tommy leaves Scientology is the day that John Travolta comes leaping out of the closet with glee. The Scientologists were probably summoned back to their home planet (Thank XENU!) and are using Tom’s money to build a spaceship that looks like this.

Pics: Variety

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