Night Crumbs
Kelly Rutherford’s grown twink ex Daniel Giersch is suing Vanity Fair for defaming him in an article about their never-ending train wreck of a custody fight. Um, sorry, Daniel Giersch, but Vanity Fair is an AMERICAN publication that’s published on AMERICAN soil and it has the AMERICAN right to free speech! Go Eagles! Bud Light! – Celebitchy
Charlie Hunnam was papped in sweats and there’s no peen print in sight. Fuck those paps. They had ONE job! – Lainey Gossip
T.I. bareback boned another baby into Tiny – Reality Tea
I would shame Bella Thorne, but my dog and I wore matching Santa Claus outfits too. Yes, ever since then, my dog has been in the corner quietly plotting my painful death – Drunken Stepfather
Skip down memory lane straight into Chrissy Teigen’s nipples from March – The Superficial
Maitland Ward, the Dollar General version of Phoebe Price, starred in yet another photo shoot that looks like an ad for third-tier hookers in Russia – Egotastic!
The producers of I Am Cait can go ahead and cross off “visit Chelsea Manning in prison and have a very bonding moment” from their list of episode ideas – OMG Blog
Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher gave $1 million to help Syrian refugees – Jezebel
You’ll never guess what Hilary Du– Okay, yeah, she walked to her car in front of the paps – Popoholic
Janet Jackson has to have surgery so she postponed the rest of her tour instead of doing what she should’ve done: let the REAL talent of the family, Detective La Toya Jackson, fill in for her – HuffPo
Bethenny Frankel is in a bikini if that’s what you need today – Hollywood Tuna
International treasure Richard Simmons finally spoke about the knee injury that has kept him from turning the world on with a twirl – SOW
Miranda Lambert’s got a new piece – Just Jared
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are still living together and sure, they want to rip off each other’s face every time they cross in the hallway, but they’re doing it for the sake of their kids, okay? – Popsugar
And now for a whole lot of sad: RIP Lemmy – Consequence of Sound
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