Open Post: Hosted By Prince Hot Ginge’s Christmas Card

December 22, 2015 / Posted by:

That ginger extremist who really wants Prince Hot Ginge to be king is in the news again, because he was locked up in the mental hospital. If he has access to a printer, he’s probably going to print out this Christmas card and forge PHG’s handwriting when he writes, “To my favorite person in the world, Love, your Ginger King” on it. I did the same!

Because the other British royals have already tweeted a picture of their annual Christmas card, PHG did the same and his isn’t some L.L. Bean catalog crap. People says that PHG’s card is a picture from September of him and 95-year-old WWII veteran Tom Neill at the 75th anniversary of the Battle of Britain. It’s one of PHG’s favorite moments of the year.

It’s sweet and everything, but I was hoping for something a little more holiday. A little more Christmas-ey. You know, I was hoping for a picture of him wearing nothing but one of those long upside down snowman sweaters with a hole cut out where the carrot nose is supposed to be. Or a picture of him with mistletoe dangling above his royal peen.

I mean, how am I supposed to fap to that picture?! Okay, why am I lying? I did. Twice. The second time was while fantasizing about a threesome in that cockpit.

Pic: @KensingtonRoyal

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