We can’t really say that it’s the Christmas season until we see pictures of a delicate Poinsettia petal stroking Frosty the Snowman’s carrot nose like it’s a hard dick. This is the real meaning of Christmas.
Bai Ling was at The Grove in L.A. yesterday buying presents for orphans when the paparazzi magically appeared. Bai Ling is usually a shy butterfly who flutters away from attention, but since it is the seasons of giving, she was gracious enough to pose for the paparazzi and give the world these festive pictures of her getting down with Frosty. Since it’s the end of the year, Bai Ling is also trying to get in as many charitable donations as possible and she knows she can write this off since this is an act of charity for those of us who are needy for some elegance in our lives.
The Grove really needs to get it together, though. How can they have a giant statue of Frosty with a thick carrot dick nose and not put a step stool next to it? How are blossoms like Bai Ling supposed to suck off Frosty’s carrot nose peen or bend over it in front of it for the paps? Thankfully, Bai Ling can easily work with what she’s given. And I don’t have picture proof, but I’m 100% sure that Frosty shot out a giant icy carrot snot load from his nose after Bai Ling stroked it off a few times.