Azealia Banks Got Arrested For Allegedly Biting A Security Guard’s Titty
A few months ago, Azealia Banks allegedly spit in a French dude’s face and called a flight attendant a “fucking faggot” on a plane. After that mess, Azealia should’ve tried to chill all the way out by meditating in a Calgon bath while Enya played in the background and the soothing scent of angel whispers wafting off of a lit Glade candle filled her nostrils. Or she should’ve taken her ass to anger management. But nope, Azealia Banks is still being Azealia Banks and early this morning she got arrested after her delusions of grandeur got the best of her and she took a bite out of a chichi.
Page Six reported last night that Azealia went crazy on bouncers at the Up&Down club in NYC. She showed up a little after midnight this morning for a private party and when the bouncers refused to let her in without an entry stamp, she gave them the full Azealia Banks treatment. Azealia just had to go upstairs to get an entry stamp, but that is too easy and too reasonable for her. So instead of doing that, she went off on the security guards. She allegedly Pumkin’d a trick, let them all know that she’s on Rihanna’s album and followed that up with some good old-fashioned tit biting.
“There was a female security guard and a male guard,” a source said, adding they “didn’t recognize Banks” — who began “screaming at the top of her lungs, cursing” and using racial slurs. A club owner noticed the commotion and “gave her a pass to let her in,” but “once she was 15 feet inside, she starts to curse at the guards again, explaining who she was, that she’s on Rihanna’s album.”
When security approached, Banks allegedly “spit in the [female bouncer’s] face,” a spy said. As they escorted her out, “she bites the [female guard] in the breast, almost breaking her shirt . . . as they took her out.” A police source added the bite “caused swelling and redness.”
What a mess, but what really shocks my senses is that the “Bitch, I’m on Rihanna’s album!” line didn’t work. It’s crazy that as soon as she said that, the security guards didn’t politely tell her to wait a second while they went off to the storage room to get a red carpet to roll out for her. Dropping the fact that you’re on Rihanna’s album should work just as good as “Do you know who I am?” does. It changes everything!
The bouncers obviously weren’t moved by the fact that Azealia Banks’ name may appear next to the word “featuring” on Rihanna’s new album. Azealia then went outside and threatened to call the cops. She found some cops and after she brought them back into the club with her, she pulled another genius move. She allegedly punched the female bouncer in front of the cops. She was arrested and wondered why they were arresting her.
She was later arraigned and released.
So, she allegedly spit at and tried to eat a security guard’s boob and after all that, she’s the one who screamed for the cops and then punched the guard in front of them? She’s either a new kind of dumb or she just really wanted to get arrested. Maybe she wanted to prove the haters wrong and show them that yes, she can indeed get arrested in that town.
And I’m just going to choose to believe that after Azealia tried to take a chunk out of a guard’s tit, the guard screamed, “SHE BITE ME IN MY TITTY!”
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