QOTD: Miley Cyrus Says That She’s Never Done Any Psychedelics

December 16, 2015 / Posted by:

Here’s Miley Cyrus in Paper Magazine looking like the LSD-addicted baby of Gollum and Strawberry Shortcake’s cracked out cousin who got kicked out of Strawberryland for huffing the freon out of everybody’s air conditioning unit. Even though Miley looks and acts like she drinks a shroom and peyote shake for breakfast every morning, she claims that psychedelics have never been inside of her. She dribbled out these words to Paper:

“I was so sober, I painted myself pink to enjoy a slice in my fairy garden. I’ve never tried any psychedelics, but I’m not against it. LOL. The very small people you see in the bottom right frame are actually just shrunken reflections of my inner self.”

On one hand, the hillbilly chipmunk does seem like the kind of poseur mess who pretends like she’s done the lambada with a wolf during an acid trip but hasn’t ever done acid. On the other hand, bitch is lying. We all saw that old TMZ video of a P.U.T. Miley (pre-Uncle Terry Miley) smoking salvia:

But in her defense, doing all those psychedelics probably erased the memory of that TMZ video.

And here’s Miley looking like an acid-induced night terror during her Dead Petz show in Vancouver last night.

Pic: Paper

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