Night Crumbs

December 3, 2015 / Posted by:

Adrien Brody was at an Art Basel event in Miami and he looked like a walking Museum of Douche Fashion. Nearly every single piece he’s wearing represents the douche look of a different decade. With that being said, I’d buy a membership to that douche museum and hit it every day – Lainey Gossip 

Ben Affleck’s peen may have wandered up into an actresses’ poon and Jennifer Garner is mad about it – Celebitchy

So, here’s Pamela Anderson making a cake as a horny Amy Winehouse The Superficial 

Yolanda Foster said some words about her divorce from the King of her Lemon Kingdom David FosterReality Tea 


Reading about Colton Haynes’ anxiety struggles gave me anxiety – Towleroad

Anne Hathaway’s maternity look is very Justin Bieber on a casual Friday – Popoholic

This dog definitely moonwalks better than RiRi and if you have no idea what I’m talking about Google “Rihanna’s tragic moonwalk”The Berry 

Fergie did the “granny panties under a sheer skirt” look, which is so forward, because it’s not like it’s been done ten zillion times – Hollywood Tuna 

Dayanara from Orange is the New Black was accused of beating a teenager in her apartment and she’s facing charges. That shit is so method that even Daniel Day-Lewis is impressed – HuffPo

Gigolos is back and that’s good news for those of us who have been craving some real television art! – SOW

Someone with millions of hours of time on their hands made this movie mash-up of Adele’sHello” and it has hypnotized me – Pajiba

The Emmy people should just go ahead and engrave Tyra Banks’ name on a trophy right now, because she’s recreating her iconic role in Life-Size 2 Just Jared

Lady Caca is Bilboard’s Woman of the Year – Popsugar

Trace Cyrus, call your agent now! Barbra Streisand is making a movie about that horse fucker Catherine the GreatJezebel

Peaches’ new video is WTF on acid and I wouldn’t have it any other way – OMG Blog

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