Hot Slut Of The Day!
J Staxx, the rap king of the hip hop capital of the world Saskatoon!
I’m sure that for years, Canadians have been asking, “When are we going to get our very own Bubba Sparxxx?” Ask and you shall receive! J Staxx has dropped a last-minute major contender for song of the year with My Hoverboard. My Hoverboard was only released a few days ago and it’s already climbing the YouTube charts worldwide in North America in Canada in Saskatchewan in Saskatoon!
J Staxx is like a grown up Garbage Pail Kid who huffed freon for most of his adult life and you may think that a grown up Garbage Pail Kid who huffed freon for most of his adult life isn’t capable of spitting out poetic rhymes, but My Hoverboard proves you wrong. The video also proves that J Staxx is a true and authentic badass, because he eats Canadian bills out of a cereal bowl and licks up his own fake jizz load off of a chick’s tattooed ass. I’d like to see Drake lick up his own fake jizz load off of a chick’s tattooed ass. No, really, I would, so can someone make that happen?
This is probably a parody, but it still sounds like it came from the mind of Tupac compared to anything Iggy Azalea has done.
That probably made your brain deflate and turn inside/out. The same thing happened to me. Those complex lyrics are truly mind blowing. All hail the new Canadian King of Rap!
(For Kim)