Night Crumbs
Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani carpooled to work together and not because they know they’ll get more attention from the paps if they’re in the same car together. They obviously care about the environment and saving money IN THIS ECONOMY! – Lainey Gossip
Here’s Amanda Bynes looking like 2008 Lady Gaga – The Superficial
Now you too can smell like Vicki Gunvalson’s V – Reality Tea
Kate Winslet will not talk about the gender wage gap, because that’s just vulgar, darling, but she will talk about how she can’t jump on the trampoline without pissing herself – Celebitchy
Maitland Ward from Boy Meets World freed her nipple on Snapchat – Drunken Stepfather
Either Vanessa Paradis’ nipple was censored or her nipples look like small pieces of black licorice – Egotastic!
And since it seems like the theme of today’s Crumbs is “lady nipples,” here’s part of Rita Ora’s titty knob – The Nip Slip
I’d throw all my money, my (maxed out) credit cards and my car keys at Julianne Moore if she did the “pharmacy scene” from Magnolia in front of me – Towleroad
If Orange is the New Black took place at Burning Man… – Hollywood Tuna
Finally, we have some dude nipples provided by Colin Farrell – Popsugar
I’m feeling some major sexual tension between Batman and Superman… – IDLYITW
Sia took her face wig off for Ellen DeGeneres – Just Jared
Harriette and Carl Winslow from Family Matters reunited for a Lifetime Christmas movie – The Berry
Salma Hayek is married to a billionaire fashion mogul and she’s still wearing frumpy dresses that look like they were stolen from a high school theater department’s costume closet – Popoholic
The stars of Bones are suing Fox for screwing boning them out of millions in profits – Jezebel
Linda Ellerbee is retiring!!! – HuffPo
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