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The Golden Girls granny panties!
This year’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show was a joke for many, many reasons, but mostly because not one of the Angels sashayed down the runway in a pair of exquisitely perfect Golden Girls panties. The Agent Provocateur of Etsy, the store Bullets and Bees, made dreams we didn’t know we had come true by making and selling panties with the Golden Girls on them.
Despite what it says in on the wall in the men’s bathroom at Mother Lode in West Hollywood, I am not into panty kink, but I still want to put these on my Christmas list. The Dorothy should be made of leather and spiked (because you know she’s kinky like that), but they’re business black and white instead. The Rose is virginal white lace, the Sophia is full coverage and of course, the Blanche is crotchless because DUH.
You can buy them separately for $38 to $52 and the entire set is $160. I know, for $160, that shit better be made of actual gold. But I guess $160 is a small price to pay for fine art and to have the Golden Girls on your crotch. The other thing about the Golden Girls panties is that when you seep out a little coochie cheesecake onto them, it just feels right.
via Hello Giggles & Dangerous Minds (For Hayley, Dana, Pal and Kiki)