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Z LaLa’s Octopus Dress!
I’m beginning to think that these music award shows exist solely so that “world pop artist” and former HSOTD Z LaLa can grace their red carpets while slathered in an acid trip dream. At the MTV VMAs a few months ago, Z LaLa showed up looking like a Christmas gift wrapped by Liberace while he was high on LSD, and at last night’s American Music Awards, she gifted our eyes with pure HIGH SEAFOOD ART.
Z LaLa (which is Teletubby talk for “POTENT GLAMOUR!“) obliterated all of the hos on the American Music Awards red carpet last night when she slithered onto the red carpet looking like the dumpster baby of Ursula the Sea Witch and Goku from Dragon Ball Z. Bitch is serving enough fake fish to keep Red Lobster in business for decades and beyond.
I’ve never heard any of Z LaLa’s music and she doesn’t even present at these award shows, but that doesn’t matter at all. She was still the best thing on the red carpet and I’m sure she made all the hos scurry for their cars because they knew that they’ll never bring extremely heavy doses of entertainment and beauty the way that she does. The world is a shitty and unfair place, so Z LaLa will probably not be declared the most gorgeous creature of the night, but we all know she was. I mean, what other trick at the AMAs would Jacques Cousteau fap himself raw to?
