Night Crumbs

November 18, 2015 / Posted by:

The full trailer to the sequel of Snow White and the Huntsman (SANS Kristen Stewart as Slow White) called The Huntsman: Winter’s War is out and when youngins’ see Emily Blunt as the Snow Queen, they’re going to be really, really confused as to why her ass is not singing that “Let It Go” song – Lainey Gossip 

The fetus in Chrissy Teigen’s body is growing – Popoholic

Zayn Malik would like everyone to know that none of the dudes in One Direction are in a relationship with each other. Sure, they butt bone each other any chance they get, but they are not in a relationship with each other. Got it? Good! – Towleroad

Justin Bieber is either a shit head who thinks you can catch HIV by breathing in the same air or he doesn’t want Charlie Sheen to ask him for a loan – The Superficial

David Beckham is People’s Sexiest Man Alive AND Avril Lavigne and Ryan Cabrera are living together as roommates. Okay, if it’s going to be the year 2004 again, can I please go back to my 2004 weight too? – OMG Blog 

Um, if Snooki and her husband got a show flipping Ewok huts, shouldn’t it be on SyFy instead something called the FYI Network? – Reality Tea 

Gwen Stefani wishes her marriage didn’t end. Translation: Gwen Stefani wishes her slut whore husband didn’t fuck the nanny – HuffPo

Vintage elegance and pristine glamour brought to you by the Daytona Beach Florida Erotica book – Drunken Stepfather

RIP Details Magazine. It’s a sad day, because when a gay angel loses his wings – Jezebel

Khlozilla got a staph infection – Just Jared

Charlie Sheen basically kept the hooker industry in L.A. alive for years – IDLYITW

I guess dolphin hybrids and humans can mate because Michael Phelps is going to be somebody’s daddy – Popsugar

Adele is a honey card carrying-member of the Beyhive – Celebitchy

Rita Ora giving you 90s truck stop hooker glamour – Hollywood Tuna 

Pierce Brosnan is just like you! He thought Spectre was way too damn long – Pajiba

Internet issues have been stabbing at my last nerve today, so I really needed this G-rated donkey show – The Berry 

Oh look, Mimi and I have the same work ethic! – SOW

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