Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 16, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

(Note: A picture of today’s HSOTD does not exist anywhere on the Internet, so this picture of what she used to smuggle the bad shit into prison with will have to do.)

You may think that you have the greatest mother in the world, because she’s the only one who listens to you whine, makes you delicious things and sends you jacked-up text messages that you screen shot and put on your Tumblr. But I’m sorry to break it to your ass, you don’t have the greatest mother in the world. The greatest mother in the world lives in Spain!

The Spanish newspaper ABC (via HuffPo) says that a 73-year-old abuelita was trying to visit her son, who’s in there for selling drugs, at Fontcalent prison in Alicante when she had to go through security. The abuelita was waiting to be frisked when she suddenly got a major case of the SantoDiosTheseBitchesAreGoingToFriskMeAndCatchMyAss. She was too scared to go through the frisking and so she gave herself up real quick. She reached into her chonies and pulled out a Kinder Egg that was stashed in her vagine. A Kinder Egg is a chocolate egg that has a toy inside of a plastic shell. And yes, it was stashed up in her chocha. A mother’s love….

The Kinder Egg was handed over to a guard who got a major surprise when they opened it up. They found around 20 Euros in cash, a little bit of coke, some heroin and pills in that Kinder Egg. I’ll wait here as you run down to the store to buy a Kinder Egg hoping there’s some cash and pills in it. Now THAT is a Kinder Surprise!

This happened in 2013, but we’re only hearing about it now, because the abuelita pleaded guilty. She got a 21-month suspended jail sentence and she had to pay a 41 Euros fine.

So if you think you have the best mother of all-time ask her, “Mom, if I went to prison and needed a little coke and cash, would you smuggle some in a Kinder Egg shoved up your cooze?“Let me know what she says, but I’m guessing it will be a little hard to hear her answer over the sound of her slapping you upside the head over and over again.

Pic: Nearof

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