Night Crumbs
PLOT TWIST: Harry Potter shaved his head and sort of looks like the secret love child of Dobby and Voldemort. I’m pretty sure he did it for a role, but he also could’ve done it for the Bald Head and Blue Suit cult he and James McAvoy are in – Lainey Gossip
Vogue Italia threw a bunch of clown wigs on Gigi Hadid’s head and called it FASHION – Drunken Stepfather
Seeing as Jeremy Renner is one, it’s no surprise his favorite curse word is cunt – Celebitchy
Vicki Gunvalson swears she didn’t know that Brooks Ayers was earning a place on Hell’s VIP list by lying about having cancer – Reality Tea
Ireland Baldwin looks a Lisa Marie Presley/Khloe Kardashian/Mischa Barton hybrid here – The Superficial
Real Housewives of Dallas is happening which gets all the YESes from me. Real Housewives of Potomoc is also happening which gets all the WTFs from me – Jezebel
Two things: 1. I thought that was a shirtless Steve Burton next to Megan Fox. 2. I can’t believe I remember who Steve Burton is – Popoholic
Tyler Oakley’s going to be in the next Amazing Race – Towleroad
The kids (and one Oompa Loompa) of the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie look like this now – The Berry
Seth Rogen and Justin Bieber kissed and made up – Popsugar
Bill Cosby will be deposed in the Janice Dickinson case. I’m already practicing my cringe for when the transcript leaks – HuffPo
“Hmmm, life’s too short, so I may as well screw up another life” thought Backdoor Farrah before deciding to adopt a kid – Starcasm
You won’t see Justin Bieber smoking the good shit, but you will see him serving “sassy Legend of Billie Jean” on the cover of i-D – Just Jared
The time Julia Louis-Dreyfus tainted the precious ears of Elmo – Hollywood Tuna
For why isn’t “Don’t Stop Believin’” from Monster on this list?!!! – Pajiba
Jason Priestley busted his head while riding a horse. Jason Priestley should know to stay away from horses after Tori Spelling did him wrong – SOW
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