Open Post: Hosted By Crazies Going Crazy For Balmain At H&M

November 5, 2015 / Posted by:

H&M’s collaboration collection with Balmain (aka the brand that dude named Michael bought for Nicki Minaj after he ate her ass like it was a Caesar Salad) was released to the masses today and it pretty much sold out in a quick second. The website crashed and some Balmaniacs waited outside for days in front of an H&M. That crap wasn’t even cheap. One dress was $500 and leather pants were $400. But I guess there’s a lot of people out there who really want to spend hundreds of dollars to look like a spaceship hooker in an 80s B movie (or like a Kartrashian).

The truth is, that many of the crazies who went crazy while trying to get some Balmain aren’t even going to wear it. They’re trying to turn a profit by reselling it . There’s already many, many pieces on eBay and some are going for $5,000. Yeah, why buy the real Balmain when you can spend the same amount of money on the cheap H&M version? Sense: That makes a lot!

Anyway, as soon as H&M opened up their doors, wrecks tore through that bitch like they were Katniss and they were doing it for Prim. Here’s a video from an H&M in Paris. It looks like an episode of Supermarket Sweep on meth:

And here’s another one from Zagreb, Croatia.

There’s more videos here if you’re hungry for them the same way those crazies were hungry for $400 green suede biker pants. I would point and laugh at those insane messes, but as an American, I can’t. That shit is Pee Wee league compared to what goes on at 12:01am on Black Friday at ANY Walmart here.

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