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October 27, 2015 / Posted by:

Willy Water Bug!

I have never heard of Willy Water Bug until reader Sam submitted his lawn clown-looking ass for HSOTD. Willy Water Bug (which sounds like the name of an STD you get on your peen when you bone in the pool) was a lawn toy from the 70s and 80s who’d whip up a wet and wild good time during the summer. Dude was like a fat, yellow, crackie-eyed happy Medusa whose rubber snake hair would spit out hose water. Our lawn was too small for a Slip’N Slide and back then I didn’t know that Willy Water Bug was a thing that existed, so we did summer super old-school style by playing in the sprinklers. If only I had a Willy Water Bug in my life!

Willy Water Bug also made a cameo appearance in Pee-wee’s Big Adventure. Here’s Willy in action:

Willy Water Bug is also a great tool for an abeulita. If the brats act up, she doesn’t have to get out of her lawn chair or even pick up her chancleta. All she has to do is tell them to stand close to Willy Water Bug so he can whip their asses for her.

Pic: Toltoys

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