Dennis Hof Thinks Khloe Kardashian Should Kut Him A Check For Lamar Odom’s Brothel Bill
In the event you were looking for a definition for the word “Shameless“, I think I can help you out. Dennis Hof, the dude who owns the Nevada brothel where Lamar Odom was found unconscious and Pimp Mama Kris’ biggest competition for the person who is being the most tacky during this whole ordeal, has once again opened his mouth and coughed up a pile of stink. You would have thought he had gotten it all out during that appearance on Nancy Grace, but apparently not.
The Wrap says that Dennis Hof claims that Lamar paid for his stay at the Love Ranch with a credit card, but Boulevard Management, PMK’s khompany, is now getting really fickle over the charges he made. Dennis says he got a call from BM (never has there been a more perfect acronym for Kris Jenner’s business) and they started asking him what each charge was for. Dennis is afraid BM is going to dispute the charges and leave him with a $75,000 brothel bill on his hands. However, what PMK doesn’t seem to realize is that Dennis also follows the Kardashian Golden Rule of “Get that money“, and he might try to get it from Khloe Kardashian.
“A good wife would pay her husband’s bill. They need to do the honorable thing.”
Good luck with that, Dennis. The only part of the word honorable the Kardashians will recognize is ho, and they’ll only do the ho thing if PMK gives them the thumbs up first.
Dennis hasn’t sent Khloe an invoice for $75,000; he’s just publicly threatened to drag her Laura Vanderboobin-looking ass into it. So, yeah – shameless is. Especially since Khloe just kanceled her book tour (when a Kardashian kancels the chance to make some cash, you know that now is not the right time).
Meanwhile, TMZ is saying that the strokes Lam Lam suffered was actually 12 strokes, and that they affected his motor skills. Apparently the strokes haven’t fucked with his organs (besides his kidneys), but they did screw with his ability to walk and talk. So maybe one of Khloe’s first duties as a “good wife” will be to flip off Dennis on behalf of her husband.
Dennis also says that it wouldn’t be the first time he’s seen a check signed by Khloe slide across his desk; Dennis alleges that Khloe used to write Lamar’s checks for visits he made to The Moonlite BunnyRanch. Okay, but to be fair, Khloe probably wrote those checks to Lamar with the assumption that they would be used to purchase a Costco-sized case of Hidden Valley Ranch for her bi-monthly moonlight bunny feast in the woods. Then on his way to Costco, Lamar got confused, plugged “Moonlite BunnyRanch” into the GPS, and ended up at a brothel in Nevada. Yep, that’s definitely how it happened.
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