Night Crumbs
George and Amal Clooney went to lunch with British politican David Miliband, and will someone should really tell George that his fancy wife and that fancy political type are way too posh to play “Pull My Finger” – Lainey Gossip
Those nuns of Los Feliz think they’ll go directly to Hell if they sell their convent to Katy Perry. Watch chaste human angel Taylor Swift sweep in, charm the nuns AND archdiocese, buy the property and turn it into a giant anti-Katy Perry shrine – Celebitchy
The big-tittied blonde model who isn’t Kate Upton is in another Carl’s Jr. commercial – Drunken Stepfather
Lilly Ghalichi, formerly of Shahs of Sunset, has gone all Jocelyn Wildenstein in the face – Reality Tea
Jessica Jones got another trailer – The Superficial
You know that shitty awful impersonation of Anderson Cooper on Saturday Night Live? The one that was more of an impersonation of a young and creepier Wolf Blitzer? Anderson Cooper hated it too – Towleroad
Teen star turned cult leader turned whatever he is now Andrew Keegan is going to be a daddy – Popsugar
Jessica Alba just threw some curtains on her body and called it good – Popoholic
Amber Rose got naked for GQ – Egotastic
Hotline Bling without the music (and with a whole lot of ass burps) is better than the real thing – Hollywood Tuna
Oh, it’s just John Travolta having some squirting fun in the backyard of the Celebrity Centre – The Berry
Vincent Price’s daughter confirms that yup, he liked dick – OMG Blog
Bryce Dallas Howard has retired her running heels and they won’t make a return in Jurassic World 2 – Jezebel
Arnold Klein, Michael Jackson’s friend, dermatologist, alleged drug supplier and rumored biological father of Prince Michael, has died – Gawker
Rose Byrne made a baby with hot piece Bobby Cannavale – Just Jared
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