Open Post: Hosted By A Pussy And His Tail Battling To The Death

October 17, 2015 / Posted by:

Judging by that picture, it doesn’t look like he’s battling his own tail at all. It looks like he’s using his tail as a mic and is bringing the raw crazy emotions while singing, “Aaaaaand Iiiiiiiiii will always love yooooooo-ooooooooh” during cataraoke. No, I’m not totally stoned and I haven’t toked this hour this second this millisecond.

Maras the cat was just chilling in a box when he noticed that a shady bitch called his tail was looking at him funny, so he checked that trick hard. Mara’s human wrote this on YouTube:

Maras is as stupid as he is cute, I placed him in a box, and even though he was comfortable, he couldn’t help but notice an impostor of a tail attached to his body! Notice how he bites and licks at the same time. He’s very talented.

I must be stupid too (don’t answer that), because this video brought me several laughs. But on a serious note, I’m not sure who won this Battle Royale. Maras’ human rudely stopped the fight before a winner was declared. So I’m going to need a re-match and I don’t even care if they put it on PPV. Who cares about a re-match between Maywhatever and Pacquiwho. This is the re-match the public wants and needs!

And really, it’s all fun and games until Maras hears from Maru’s US-based attorneys. The whole “pussy in a box” thing is Maru’s copyrighted schtick.

via Mashable

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