Open Post: Hosted By A Pussy And His Tail Battling To The Death

Judging by that picture, it doesn’t look like he’s battling his own tail at all. It looks like he’s using his tail as a mic and is bringing the raw crazy emotions while singing, “Aaaaaand Iiiiiiiiii will always love yooooooo-ooooooooh” during cataraoke. No, I’m not totally stoned and I haven’t toked this hour this second this millisecond.

Maras the cat was just chilling in a box when he noticed that a shady bitch called his tail was looking at him funny, so he checked that trick hard. Mara’s human wrote this on YouTube:

Maras is as stupid as he is cute, I placed him in a box, and even though he was comfortable, he couldn’t help but notice an impostor of a tail attached to his body! Notice how he bites and licks at the same time. He’s very talented.

I must be stupid too (don’t answer that), because this video brought me several laughs. But on a serious note, I’m not sure who won this Battle Royale. Maras’ human rudely stopped the fight before a winner was declared. So I’m going to need a re-match and I don’t even care if they put it on PPV. Who cares about a re-match between Maywhatever and Pacquiwho. This is the re-match the public wants and needs!

And really, it’s all fun and games until Maras hears from Maru’s US-based attorneys. The whole “pussy in a box” thing is Maru’s copyrighted schtick.

via Mashable