Jabba The Trump Will Host Saturday Night Live Next Month

October 13, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

NBC announced that angry clump of guinea pig hair Donald Trump will host an entire episode of Saturday Night Live on November 7th. Remember a few months ago when NBC dumped Trump because of the shit he said about Mexican immigrants? It’s nice to see that the Peacock has shoved its tongue up Trump’s b-hole again for the sake of a ratings stunt. That’s the bad news (or the BEST news if you are a fuckery lover like me). The worst news is that the musical guest for that episode isn’t the graceful swan Melania Trump. I would fully embrace a Trump-hosted SNL if the musical guest was Melania Trump and she just emoted and cooed for 5 minutes straight. The musical guest will be Sia. I hope they trade hair for the night. via The Wrap

The appearance will actually mark the second hosting stint on the late-night show for Trump, who also held down hosting duties on April 3, 2004.

The musical guest for the episode will be Sia, who’s preparing to release her new album “This Is Acting,” which features the single “Alive.”

Please tell me that Donald Trump will announce on Saturday Night Live that his entire campaign has been a really elaborate marketing stunt to promote his episode. But really, Trump hosting SNL is redundant since his entire campaign so far has been one long skit. Exhibit: A

Pic: Wenn.com

Tags: Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Sia, SNL, Well Well Well

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