The New York premiere of Carol (which is sadly not a movie about this Carol) happened last night, and it’s clear that Cate Blanchett is done dressing up like a 1950’s housewife because she showed up wearing the same sheer fake tattoo shirt thing that every Miami Ink-obsessed wannabe badass teen wore under their t-shirt in 2005. I feel like at any moment, Cate is going to crack a can of Monster and tell me I’m “so uncool” for not letting her go to the Papa Roach concert.
I’m sure Cate’s dress is a very fancy ~couture~ dress that costs more than my life, but it’s still giving me shades of Justin Bieber and his random-ass tattoos. It’s like, we got a couple solid bands, swirly flowers, butterflies, some old school heart-with-a-banner flash. The only thing missing is the Chinese character for “strength” on her wrist, a busted portrait of Jesus that looks more like Keith Urban, and a tramp stamp of two dolphins forming a heart as they leap over her zodiac symbol.
Here’s more of Cate totally looking like your friend’s mom who would always tell you to call her by her first name with goth Olive Oyl cosplayer Rooney Mara at the Carol premiere.