Night Crumbs

October 7, 2015 / Posted by:

Winona Ryder was at the premiere of the Experimenter last night and her “cracked out James Haven caught in the headlights” eyes remind me of how much I miss STAINSLainey Gossip 

Zoe Kravitz lounged around and ate ice cream and chicken for Wonderland MagazineDrunken Stepfather

Goopy Paltrow doesn’t think that anybody in Hollywood should be making Robert Downey Jr. money. Um, Goopy is wrong again. Gina Gershon should be making RDJ money for her role in Showgirls alone – Celebitchy

NBC’s PR department, I mean, “UsWeekly’s source,” wants us to think that Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are bumping fuck parts – The Superficial 

Nobody wants to buy Backdoor Farrah’s DNA. But I wouldn’t be surprised if America’s enemies bought it all to create an army of brain-dead butt zombies that will destroy us all  – Reality Tea 

Aw, tis the seasons when famous-ish tricks like Ashley Benson try to get attention by wearing a HIGHLY OFFENSIVE Halloween costume – IDLYITW

Disneyland kicked out a gay dude for not being covered up enough. Disneyland better kick out Donald Duck too, because that ho doesn’t even wear pants! – Towleroad

Work that construction netting skirt, Lily Donaldson! – Hollywood Tuna 

Hmmm….I wonder what gross nasty piece of trash touched Lance Bass wrong during the early days of *NYSNC? I’m guessing the creep’s name rhymes with Who Hurlman – Jezebel

Daniel Craig would rather break a drinking glass and slash his wrists with it than do another James Bond movie. You know, that comment is pretty street – Pajiba

The voice of the next Disney princess has been found – The Berry 

Miranda Kerr, take off that damn jacket, you’re not Daniel Boone – Popoholic

Steve-O’s Sea World stunt got him 30 days in the clink – HuffPo

This is what Boo Boo Kitty’s engagement ring looks like – Popsugar

Carey Mulligan had a secret baby that I’m sure she and Marcus Mumford named Banjo Fennel Mumford – Just Jared 

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