Love Doesn’t Live On This Planet Anymore: Geoffrey Edelsten Is Divorcing His Latest Gold-Digging Wife

October 7, 2015 / Posted by:

Quick recap time!

Geoffrey Edelsten is a 72-year-old Australian medical entrepreneur/tabloid mess who is mostly known to me for his impeccable taste for graceful American gold digging blossoms such as his second wife, the eternal earth angel Brynne Edelsten. Geoffrey has truly mastered the art of picking out the finest of gold diggers.

Gabi Grecko is Geoffrey’s 26-year-old third wife who is a former HSOTD, a DJ/fashion designer from Miami and is one of my current fashion icons because she always looks like she just placed first in a bad drag contest. Gabi announced in June that Geoffrey busted a load of jizz dust up in her and she got knocked up. Well, Gabi will soon be inducted into the Ex-Wives Of Geoffrey Edelsten Club, because they’re getting divorced. And their marriage isn’t going down without a scandal.

Geoffrey tells The Daily Mail that Gabi has gone back to America to live in NYC, because their marriage of 4 months is over and he accused her of faking her pregnancy. When Gabi announced that she was growing an adorable blank check in her stomach, many looked at her announcement with skeptical eyes, because she Instagrammed a picture of a positive pregnancy test she found on Google Images.

Shortly after that pregnancy announcement, Gabi claimed that she had a miscarriage after falling down some stairs. She also broke a rib and busted a lung during the fall. A few weeks after that, she admitted that she threw herself down the stairs on purpose because she was in a deep depression. She clarified that the fall didn’t cause her to have a miscarriage, but refused to say anything more.

The haters accused Gabi of pretending to have a miscarriage and she swore that she isn’t a STUNT QUEEN and was really pregnant with Geoffrey’s baby. But Geoffrey tells The Daily Mail that Gabi pulled some primetime soap opera shit by faking it all.

“The whole thing was completely fabricated to get attention from me after we had a fight. Her state of mind is that she needs more psychiatric help which she is receiving in New York. She put images of a fake pregnancy test on her social media and insisted we were having a child and against my better judgement I agreed to go along with it, I now regret that wholeheartedly. It’s so so sad I was really in love with her but now I’m agreeing with her that we will file for divorce.”

Sugar Pepaw Geoffrey also claims he spent $1.5 million in less than 2 years on Gabi’s plastic surgeries and opulent gowns. Gabi has already slapped back. Gabi says that their marriage ended because he’s in love with his secretary of 12 years and he’s just trying to make her look bad by spreading lies. She says that she didn’t fake her pregnancy and miscarriage and he didn’t spend all that money on her.

The TL;DR version of all of that is: WHAT?!

If you looked up at the sky, you’d probably see a giant Aaron Spelling pulling Gabi and Geoffrey’s puppet strings, because that whole saga sounds like a plot from one of his shows.

Who to believe? Whose to say that they aren’t in this together and are making all of this up to get even more attention? They should teach a master class in fame whoring at Harvard if that’s the case.

Geoffrey claims that Gabi is getting help in New York, but what about him? He needs as much help as her, because he was probably in on the pregnancy hoax and he gave her a bunch of money to buy clothes that look like they came from a bottom-of-the-barrel hooker store on the outskirts of Las Vegas. Don’t get me wrong, Gabi is always the portrait of elegance, but I could recreate her outfits with $20 and a Party City coupon.

Here’s Gabi shooting the Celebrity Apprentice Australia a few months ago.

Pics: Splash

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