Who Is September’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

October 2, 2015 / Posted by:

Another month, another motley crew of Hot Slut of the Days who are fighting for the title of Hot Slut of the Month! And by “fighting” I mean “not doing anything,” because all of them don’t know and don’t care about this shit. But some of us do, which is why I suggest that you thoroughly research each candidate before voting. Or just close your eyes, press a finger against your screen and vote for whichever one you’re touching. That’s how I decide who to vote for in the presidential elections.

This month’s HSOTM battle has two saints, an asshole and a fashion icon in it. As always, three of the finalists were chosen based on Facebook likes and the fourth one was picked by me. I picked Eric the Asshole Bird, because we speak the same language. The finalists are:

Eric the Asshole Bird – The feathered bitch from Australia who cursed out the family dog and who would be Dlisted’s Speaker of the House if there was such a thing.

Sandra Garratt’s Multiples – The stunningly casual 80s fashion collection of easy-to-wear multiples that Kanye West wishes and dreams he created.

Tillie – The modern day Lassie who stayed by her best friend’s side as that pooch was stuck in a cistern for a week.

Eugene Bostick – The Dog Saint of Texas who built a doggy train for all of the abandoned dogs he’s taken in.

You can vote below. The winning HSOTM will be announced next Friday!


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