Who Is September’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

Another month, another motley crew of Hot Slut of the Days who are fighting for the title of Hot Slut of the Month! And by “fighting” I mean “not doing anything,” because all of them don’t know and don’t care about this shit. But some of us do, which is why I suggest that you thoroughly research each candidate before voting. Or just close your eyes, press a finger against your screen and vote for whichever one you’re touching. That’s how I decide who to vote for in the presidential elections.

This month’s HSOTM battle has two saints, an asshole and a fashion icon in it. As always, three of the finalists were chosen based on Facebook likes and the fourth one was picked by me. I picked Eric the Asshole Bird, because we speak the same language. The finalists are:

Eric the Asshole Bird – The feathered bitch from Australia who cursed out the family dog and who would be Dlisted’s Speaker of the House if there was such a thing.

Sandra Garratt’s Multiples – The stunningly casual 80s fashion collection of easy-to-wear multiples that Kanye West wishes and dreams he created.

Tillie – The modern day Lassie who stayed by her best friend’s side as that pooch was stuck in a cistern for a week.

Eugene Bostick – The Dog Saint of Texas who built a doggy train for all of the abandoned dogs he’s taken in.

You can vote below. The winning HSOTM will be announced next Friday!