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The bear from Alaska who destroyed a woman’s kayak after she begged its ass not to!

Now this is the real, raw and gritty reboot of Goldilocks we’ve all been waiting for. Instead of Goldilocks being an annoying, thieving little girl, Goldilocks is a woman with an “Amy Poehler on helium voice,” and instead of three bears, there’s just one bear who gets revenge on her for pepper spraying it in the face.

During a solo kayak trip in Alaska, Mary Maley was finishing up her lunch when a hungry bear came by. While recording the whole thing, Mary thanked the bear for not screwing with her kayak and then she pepper sprayed that trick. Mary Maley gone and did it. If the bear wasn’t planning to eat her kayak, it changed its mind as soon as she pepper sprayed it.

The bear started tearing up her kayak, and in a voice that probably rattled the bones of the bear’s dead ancestors, she hilariously begged it to stop. Mary Maley screeched out a million WHYs and I screeched right back, “Because you motherfucking pepper sprayed it!” The bear probably kept messing up her kayak, because the sound of its chewing on plastic drowned out the sound of her screaming at it.

In the YouTube description, Mary says that the bear eventually felt like she had suffered enough for messing with it and it went on its way. Mary had to swim to a nearby ship to get help:

This video is taken 5 minutes after the attack began, he continued to gnaw on it for another 5 or 10 after the video ends. Shortly after the bear left and I drug the kayak back to the cabin door step. Then I swam to the S/V anchored in the bay. They did not have their radio on and I feared I would be stranded! The German flagged S/v Caledonia took me and my things to Wrangell where I am trying to repair my kayak now.

It sucks that her kayak got jacked up, but I love that bear. That bear knew exactly what it was doing. But I am surprised that other bears didn’t show up and drag that kayak-destroying bear away like, “Stop with that shit, we can’t fucking sleep when she’s screaming at you!‘

via Gawker