Tori Spelling Says She Boned A “90210” Co-Star Other Than Brian Austin Green

Tori Spelling always finds new and creative ways to bring new meaning to the word “desperate,” but I give her credit, because she’s always hustling and will do whatever it takes to not have to hide her Audi from the repo man like Mischa Barton. Lifetime is going to air their future Emmy-winning unauthorized Beverly Hills, 90210 movie this Saturday night and afterward, they’re going to show us the latest thing that Tori did for a check. Tori got hooked up to a lie detector for the special Tori Spelling: Celebrity Lie Detector. I’m sure that special will be followed up with Tori Spelling: Celebrity Pap Smear and Tori Spelling: Celebrity Colonoscopy.

Tori was asked a series of questions about Beverly Hills, 90210 while hooked up to a lie detector machine and surprisingly, the lie detector machine didn’t explode as soon as she answered the first question. They must have forgotten to plug it in. Tori did an interview with host Louise Roe after the lie detector test and she burped up an unknown fact, because I guess she wanted a bonus from the producers. Tori admitted that she wet humped on two of her co-stars. She dated Brian Austin Green, so she obviously fucked him, but she claims she also got it on with someone else in the original cast. Tori ruled out Ian Ziering, so it was narrowed down to Luke Perry and Jason Priestley.

They don’t show us the answer in the clip, because they want you to watch to find out, obviously. But I don’t need to watch to know that this is a trick! It’s neither of them and I doubt it’s an original cast member too. It’s obviously Rocky the Dog. Or a strap-on wielding Gabrielle Carteris. No, definitely Rocky the Dog.